 This is better than any of The Beatles' movies tbh.  This movie is legitimately and surprisingly funny.  I would actually consider Spice World high art.  "I want a closeup of that wet infant" is a line in the movie.  The Spice Girls were such goody two-shoes.  If you don't like Spice World, we can't be friends.  One of the best movies of the 90s, really. RATING: 4 Spice Girls, but you have to choose which one dies.
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 Beethoven’s 2nd begins with a dog dream sequence. Brilliant!  I’ll say it: Bonnie Hunt is a national treasure. Enough to make you envy Americans.  I’m feeling like a complete sucker for this movie and I feel really embarrassed about it.  There is a dog-boning storyline in this movie. Literally.  She wears a pink fucking bow. Because she’s a female dog, you know.  Regina is one of the greatest villains in cinema history.  I would live where Beethoven lives. Looks nice.  This is the utopia of the 90s, right? RATING: 3 LIVE PUPPIES AND ONE DEAD ONE!!!
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Sylvain Verstricht
has an MA in Film Studies and works in contemporary dance. His fiction has appeared in Headlight Anthology, Cactus Heart, and Birkensnake. Archives
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